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open up your mind and see like me
open up your plans and damn you're free
look into your heart and you'll find
love love love
hey ho hi hello

I'm Melanie, fourteen, May 22nd, Ngee Ann Secondary, 2R2, Choir, interests include art, sleeping, photography, singing, dancing, reading, shopping, music, watching teevee, wakeboarding, travelling and recently, baking :) I am extremely clumsy, noisy and hyper. Best of all, I'm awesome! :D (Oh-puh-lease@hotmail.com)!!

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A fever you can't sweat out
Friday, November 30, 2007, 3:20:00 PM

Just came back from PP. It was very sad. So very very boring. I didn't suggest shopping or whatever, because I obviously knew he wouldn't be interested. DDDDDD: Boys have sad lives. So anyway, ate at Mac's. Then we went to take neos. $5 and it was very pathetic. A lousy machine. D: Then I got bubble tea. :DD

We had nothing to do, so we just walked around and tried to think of ideas. And we walked to Katong Mall, then we walked to Liyi's house. We were practically reaching, and then when we called Liyi, she was

AT BRITISH COUNCIL

Which means, we wasted our time. And by then it was kinda raining. So we had to drop our plans of going to ECP. Sad really. I took a bus home, and so did he. Right now we're talking on MSN.

He's downloading songs for me. :D Hhahaha. I'm still as bored as ever. What a sad holiday. I'm never going to PP with a guy again.
There
is
nothing
to
do
there

Hmm, Eugene's not coming for dinner. I guess that's great. I don't want my parents to blab blab blab. HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND LAH, MOMMY! STOP ALR CANNNNN. Damn, phone has no memory to stuff in all the songs I want. -_- Damndamndamn. Its stopped raining. I'll figure something out for my phone. Bye people.



iPod, Oh the love the love the love.
, 9:32:00 AM

I'm getting an iPod for christmas! Omgomgomg. Hahaha! M actually asked me if I wanted one. But I have to pay if I want an upgrade. WHO CARES! :D Something on my wishlist. Yayz.

Going out with Eugene later. I bet he's still asleep.

I am currently trying to decide what songs to put in my phone. :D
I am so bored. Dead bored. Being dead bored is deadly. I'm on the verge of death.



iPod, Oh the love the love the love.
, 9:32:00 AM




This is the we just broke up post.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007, 1:25:00 PM

Yes, it happened. No questions asked, period.




No more BBQ S, so long.















Right.
I keep having urges to screw up the template, which I always do. Ha. I just wanted to jot down my Christmas wish list! -HINTHINT- Yes, it would make me jolly. Good for the season righty? :D


,New shoes
,Ipod
,Ibook
,MYUK wallet
,New Sunglasses
,Cut my hair
,A pink phone!
,New ballet shoes
,A drum set!
,Those overnight contact lenses
,Hoodie!
,My own camera!
,Keyboard
,Skinnies!
,More tops

,World peace? :D


Or you could just give me money. :DD
SYL.



It doesn't really matter how I feel inside. But it does.
Sunday, November 25, 2007, 5:23:00 PM

I just asked SR and SJ to go down and meet up. Its like going to rain, I hope? :D Was bloody hot today ey! Sweating a hell lot.

And I feel really REALLY stupid. I fell asleep reading yesterday and I skipped ballet. Hah! Sad, I was looking forward to it the whole week. So I haven't been to ballet for an official month now. I am so boooooored. I don't want to do my homework! :D I just recalled whatever day it was. WE ATE PRAWN MEE IT WAS SO GOOD MAN HAHAHAH. Then went to the lib, and Parkway Parade after. Oh! Friday. I srsly have STM.

Anywayzzz, I borrowed books? And off we went! Borders, here we come! :D Yes, I was squealing about it, -or kind of, haha- because Borders is so much better than MPH, hell lots. :D Okay, I have to stop swearing so much, very un-lady-like no? And I still want to develop an accent! I think. Eggciting, but I don't think I can get there. Can always try. Righty-o. Back to the point. So we went to Borders and I read trashy books, like GG which was very lovely. :D But Borders was superly cold, SUPERLY. Haha. So I asked The M if she could get one GG book for me. What do you think? Thought so. Ha!

And The M felt bad about me not getting anything -but she said no to GG right- so she asked if I wanted a DVD, or another book. Or a magazine. Wierdly enough I didn't feel like anything, so yeah. She felt very very bad and GOT ME A BORDERS NOTEBOOK. Finally, justice! :D After all the complaints about how expensive they are! One guilt gut and poof. Yay for me, anyway.

So, HSM is so over-rated. The song are nice! But it is so over-rated. So very very over-rated. Borders only allowed 2 copies of the HSM2 DVD per customer. Like HELLO! It's only a few dollars cheaper please. Like people actually want to buy 10 copies! Haha. Over-rated. Also the songs they replayed over and over agn was too much. I feel sick of it now. HSM fans, please don't kill me. The math homework is bloody ridiculous! What has knowing about the meaning of the Singapore flag -and when it was unveiled- got to do with math! Stupid. And yup, there's a frenzy in the house now. Ender's Game. Mar's reading it and Meli's talking about it with him ALOT. He's haven't even finished the book. Ha. Her favourite book and she got the sequels at Borders.

Oh yup! I made an LJ kinda long ago. Then I forgot about, haha. So now I forgot the password. -_- I'm too lazy lazy lazy to do anything.

My songs are so updated now! DDDDD:

I need new songs. Somebody recommend! Charlene and I are so lost. The lost people who have twin blogs. :D I love you to bittys woman. :D

And I need to go out! Someone ask me out man. I've got to catch up on some stuff sooner or later! Haa. Okay I have nothing to do now. Hahahaha, I need catch up on with BBQ S now. I love him! Funny guy. :D M's uber lucky! I'm so jealous, ha.

I miss everyone. I miss 1R2!

I miss J the hot! L the sexy! J the cool! L the lame! J the joy! M the pretty! A the cute! E the shortie! C the sweet! JR the funny! B the ding-dong! V the Yvonne! E the act-cute! O the wierd!

I don't feel like listing anymore. First guy's JARRATT. Just so you know, he's really damn sexy and hot. I love him alottys. :D

It's not raining. DDDDDD:


Okay I'm going to finish Botox Diaries now. Its kinda funny. :D And ew. Gross too. Haha, TTFN.



Camwhore!
Thursday, November 22, 2007, 7:03:00 PM




THIS IS PATRICK. I LOVE HIM AND HE LOVES ME! HE SMELLS OF "WITH LOVE" BY HILARY DUFF. ((:

Yeah, I camwhore with my stuffed toy. WHOOPEE.
YAY PATRICK!


______________________________________________________



Ready or notttt here i comeeee.
, 4:09:00 PM

Some loser spammed me on Friendster. Agn. Whatever man, you have no life please. And why should I ruin my Friendster by keeping your low-down comments?

I'm not embarrassed about it, but it seems you are embarrassed about something - YOUR STUPID NAME. I'll be glad if you read this.

Don't like it? Say it to my face,yo. Anti-Smelly, whatever. 4idiotslikeu? Spell properly can! I bet the best name you can give me is IDIOT. Well, I think it clearly shows you're the IDIOT.

Why don't you join the Idiot Association? You can be the leader man! WHOO, IDIOTS UNITE TO BE IDIOT-ER!



YAY. I AM SO CHILDISH.


I stopped yesterday, haha. I'm too lazy to go back there. I need to recover everything back into my head. That's...not easy. Pfftttt.

I think I shouldn't go to Chalet, omg. I snore? :D And I toss and turn, alot. Plus the jet lag, man, I am so dead. AHHHAAAAHHHAAA.

Let me just say, Qantas is so much better than British Airways, but some woman ruined my flight, thanks.

Let's run through.
My chair was kicked the whole time, the person's sick feet invaded the underside of my chair (KICKING MY STUFFED TOY!) And when I bent down to pick up something, I was kicked in the face. Plus me trying to watch all the movies and refraining from sleeping. THEN I GOT MOTION SICKNESS FOR THE FIRST TIME.

Of course I kinda exaggerated, because I skipped one show to catch a nap too, hah. And maybe its not my first motion sickness experience. Omg, I talked to Liyi for ages? Hahaha, fun man.

And Bryan, for your info, I AM PURE OKAY! UNLIKE YOU, WATCH PORN ALL DAY LONG. Pfftt!

Martyn got 231 for PSLE. Highest in class? Marcus, 240. Omg, I didn't know NYPS's standard was like that. This girl got 198? And she was grinning to her mom. Ahhhh. Crazy man.

Martyn: 231
Angelynn : 241
QiYu : 243
Pearlyn : 185
Sarah : 254
Marcus : 240

Whatever, so now I'm the lowest T-score in the family. Suuuccckkkkss to be me. Ahhhh,. damn it.


Okayyy, Anna likes Taka, but then she said she will only like him if he likes her - according to Taka. Confusing? Kinda wrong. That is so wrong.

Oops, gotta run. Bye. MUAHMUAHMUAH. :)



Yoyo.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007, 9:01:00 PM

Hello!
I'm back! :D I know all of you miss me alot la, just admit. :D

I have so much to post about, haha. Don't start, I didn't get anth for you peeps. ): Everything was a tad too expensive, aww. But I will buy chocs in Singapore! :DD

I LOVE AIRPLANE FOOD MAN.

London is uh, cold, but totally coolio, way way way good. :D Saw like changing of guards, and went to museums. SIGHT-SEEING! :D I like th Red London Bus and th Red Phone Booth and and and th toilet thingy. Hahhh.

And we left London in like what, very fast? ): Went to Warwick to see the castle, Bath to see the Roman baths, blah. The Roman Baths water tastes like, eeewww aaccckkk haaccckkk wheeezzzz grosss. WENT TO STONE HENGE!! :DDDD

I'm too lazy to post pictures now, sry people.

Disney World. Hmm, we stayed at Wilderness? Hah, in a cabin. Can see deers and rabbits and squirrels. :D But I didn't see rabbits tho, boo.

We went to Apcot first, :)
Test Track
Mission Space
Finding Nemo
Can't remember.

Okay, shit. I'll post agn soon, my show's on! :D
Bye.



VIRUS.
Monday, November 5, 2007, 5:36:00 PM

HELLO AGAIN,
\\NEWS HERE!

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Mr Ong's comp has virus.



Eric says:
Can you believe somone actually wears this size bra? I could use it for a Tent.

Eric sends:

(A picture)

Accept(Alt+C) Save As...(Alt+S) Decline(Alt+D)



DON'T ACCEPT LAH, DOOFUS.
YOU'LL PROBABLY GET THE VIRUS,YO.



TOTALLY RADLY EGGCITING!!
, 2:11:00 PM

ALERT ALERT!

EGGCITING NEWS!

I'm leaving tomorrow! :o (Momo says I still have to go Suntec,boo.)

The internet is frigging lag. Damn it. Last day's today..I wonder what I should bloody do. I feel like baking. I feel like binging. I feel...funny. :D Shit la, there's no food at homez.

Kkayz, I'm officially un-banned from Magicians of Love. Yippeeyayzers. I have srsly no idea why I lovelovelove the show. It's stupid, retarded and th guys in it are damn gay. Du Ya Si wears like, the gayest clothes I've ever seen.

Your hair is like, even gayer! Please, you need a makeover in the MAGIC ROOM, and so does Chou Mei. But I still love th show anyway, haha.

A few shows I might watch ;
-Magicians of Love
-CSI
-CSI Miami
-CSI NY
-Grey's Anatomy
-Desperate Housewives
-The O.C.
-Gossip Girl
-Law and Order
-Law and Order SVU
-House
-Brothers and Sisters


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I still haven't gone out with Sheryl as planned. D:

I suck at arrangements, hha.


1R2's having a chalet agn, whoopee. :D

Is anyone up for French class? Go with me! :D At Orchard. :D Can go shopping aft that. :D Sms me, yo.

Boo, boring. Bbye people.



darty party.
Sunday, November 4, 2007, 4:30:00 PM

Darty Party.

Hah. I kinda sprained my ankle at the party ytd. Bloody pain,yo.

Sorry if i haven't linked you,ya. Just too bloody lazy.

The template button's right up there, but nooo, I can't be bothered to move my f-ing mouse. mooovveee it to the template linkkkk,woman

Super Duper bored, so I'm changing th skin. Bah, sorry V. :) Okay, I know I promised peekturreez, but I deleted most of them by accident.

Yes, smooth move
I still have some tho.

I think Ciro liked the spidey presents. Whoopee. The web fluid was, cool? And somewhat icky.

And..*drums roll*
The big present is..



TADA!
That's Melissa on it, btw. HAHA.


That's why I'm a nutcase. :D - My sister is one too.


A click click! pose. <3 ILY ZOE.

MORE!





Okay, last one's random. BUT I LOVE IT. Damn funny,aye. :D

I'm going to make an LJ, hhahha.
I think so, at least. Blogger's getting boring,no?

Okay, I'm talking to Taka now. :D

humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots says (19:14):
my older brother is 15 and his name is MASAHIRO
Return of the Bunny Suicides. says (19:15):
haha, HIRO.
humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots says (19:15):
my younger bro is 11 and his name is AKIHIRO
my sister is 17 and her name is SAKINO
can?
Return of the Bunny Suicides. says (19:15):
SAKINO. nice name lor.



humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots says (18:46):
i think i got some photo of u
humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots says (18:47):
but dunno kept where
Return of the Bunny Suicides. says (18:47):
EEYER
humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots says (18:47):
haha
i saw recently
but i think my mother change place
Return of the Bunny Suicides. says (18:47):
yuckzyuckzyuckz
humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots says (18:47):
cannot find
why?
Return of the Bunny Suicides. says (18:47):
eww eww eww. too ugly la! dont see, omg omg omg.
humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots says (18:50):
where got ugly?
Return of the Bunny Suicides. says (18:50):
got lar! super ugly can
humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots says (18:50):
no la
last time cute
Return of the Bunny Suicides. says (18:50):
eeyerrrrr.
humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots says (18:50):
walao
dun like that la


HAHA, eeyer.



u r 2 kewl dood.
Saturday, November 3, 2007, 2:06:00 PM

Th guy is here to fix the plasma-o. :D Yipee-yay. Two guys, actually. I'm waiting for them to finish,

so I can go to CIRO'S PARTY. Maybe its a lame childish thing. Fun-fun-fun. :D

Suddenly, I can relate to Sam alot. Sigh. She's sad, and I'm sad.

This is the list.
Think, or know,sometimes.
S,L,M,V,B,L,A,S,C,J,J,H,C.

Actually, some are not counted. But oh heck. I think there are more. But looking at the list, I'm scared to add alr.

I saw it today. Totally obvious. Highly suspiscous. WOW. Trust. Hmm, I was totally wrong to do that. No wonder, no wonder. I'm so super blur.

Disappointed, rly. Sad,sad.

Everyone's so, indirect. I can tell la, I'm not stupid alright. She claims so, whoopee. Idk why I'm blogging now, I just need to let things out. Phew.

The telly's fixed! :D Hoho, I'm in love with Jason Fox now, and Micheal Harper. Not that kind of obssesive Zac Effron thing la, of course.

I LOVE THAT MAGARET RIVER CHEESE.
YUMMZEY!

I got pictures of ZOE! Shall post along with the party photos, some other time.

Okay, the remote was missing, and so I rummaged through the sofa, and GUESS WHAT I FOUND.

1. The remote I was looking for
2. A rubberband
3. A CEREAL BAR
4. A lollipop stick
5. Bits of hair
6. A nail clipper
7. Lots of dust

A CEREAL BAR! CEREAL BAR!! Hhhaha.



Anti Smelly is SUSPENDED. You know what? GOODY.

Because it was originally Anti-Seok Pheng, but now, its Anti Smelly.
Smelly. Melly. Whatever.



i just realised...

The toilet is my secret hideout. Where I secretly sms, cry, camwhore with people, bathe, poo, do my hair, brush my teeth, etc. I notice I use the toilet very often. Hhhahhhaahahaha.

I have many memories there. Hhaa, toilet, you hold my memories!


My nose is runny. yeeshh.



YO SUCKERZ, IM BACK,
Friday, November 2, 2007, 9:50:00 PM

HO!

Haven't posted in a long time. I don't think anybody really wants to come here, anyway. Sheez. th holidays are super boring.

I'm not hyper anymore. I think I'll stay like that for a while.


AND AND AND!

I can't believe Richie broke up with her. it was uber uber sad.

I think I'm going to delete this blog. I don't post regularly, plus my life is so. boring. I didn't use the comp for ages man, & it felt like, 1 million years alr.

Okay, not one million. Maybe just rather long. Haha.

I'll be leaving on Tues! I don't really want to go to Suntec tho. Momo'll sure make me go one la.

Ciro's party is tmrw, and I realised i have to skip ballet. SKIP IT. Okay, then aft that for about what, 2-3 weeks then go back agn.

Okay, I'll buy candies, and then 2r2 can enjoy the yummies next year. :D I know, I'm better then JARRATT THE SEXY. :D

WE GOT CIRO..A SPIDER-MAN BUBBLE BLOWER AND A SPIDER-MAN WEB FLINGER. :D Hahha, must advertise for myself. :D

SPIDER-MAN RULEZ. <3
(of course la, I'm spider-man whatttt.)

Somehow I'm that stupid. I thought that it was all okay. I might regret saying something now, but one word: HYPOCRITE. I guess all good things come to an end.

SAY IT TO MY FUCKING FACE.
(oh,why not. -_-)

I'm so bloody hurt. Agn. YAY. :D Whatever.
I think I attract people to hurt me.

See, I'm still mad at him, the bloody bitch he is. And I just have so much damned stuffyz going on. NOTHING EVER STOPS, BELIEVE ME.

Linus may be transferring to NASS! I'll say, SUPER COOLIO OR WHATZ. I miss him to death. I swear I'd hug you when I see you agn. :D

So I can't transfer? Because Mdm Lim is there, anw. Sigh.

I won't post for a long long time.

Melissa is nagging to let her use the computer now, godddd.

Went out with SamH tdy. :D
ILY,DARLINGG;

She's always a part of smethg, and I feel super disappointed. No one really cares no? She always knows everything, yet she lied to me. I know I'm not important to anyone anyway.


P.S.

Fuck off, leave me alone. You won't like it if I say that to you right? You think the world is in your debt, and you're some powerhouse.

Please, do something fruitful with your life. You're filling yourself with all this hate, and you're also unhappy right. Don't be stupid la.

I'm childish but you're worse can. GROW UP LA. Stop being such a bitch.

PISS OFF. I hate you alrights, just go away la.
You can say all tht to me, and all I'm giving you is this. That's being kind, compared to wht you did to me, shorty.

But i believe in KARMA, I think.
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